This is some Illuminati shit.
Dionisia Pacquiao was seen chanting spells and getting possessed by an unknown entity at his son’s match versus Timothy Bradley, Jr. at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Saturday (Sunday with a 30-minute delay, Philippine Standard Time)
The Philippines’ favorite stage mom (and soon to be replacing Nancy Binay as Nanay ng Senado) was caught on camera while she was seemingly taken to a new dimension by a supernatural force and was cursing Bradley all at the same time.
The Vatican has expressed alarm over the capability of this supernatural entity to multitask.
SEE MOMMY D AS SHE PULLS OFF HER BEST LINDA BLAIR IMPRESSION AFTER THE JUMP
Mommy D did not get possessed to see her son lose. Her hexes managed to give Bradley an ankle injury in the first round, and turned him into Olaf from Frozen – who likes warm hugs.
With a few more spells and chants, Manny Pacquiao won by unanimous decision, 118-110, 116-112, 116-112, and reclaimed the WBO welterweight title.
It can be recalled that two years ago, Pacquiao lost the same title to Bradley after a controversial split-decision. It was this split-decision that made the Filipinos want to split the judges in half.
After the match, Mommy D was seen talking to Bradley to repair the damages that her curses inflicted upon him. She also apologized because she wouldn’t be able to repair Bradley’s tarnished record.